Paris Speaks, Everyone Listen, Like Totally Dude

  Paris, as in Paris Hilton.

  After John McCain used her image in an attack ad on Barack Obama, comparing him to someone with style and no substance, little Paris has fought back.

  She's come up with her own ad, and low and behold, her own energy policy. You can check out her video here.

  Quote: "Hey America, I'm Paris Hilton and I'm a celebrity, too. Only I'm not from the olden days and I'm not promising change like that other guy. I'm just hot."

"But then that wrinkly, white-haired guy used me in his campaign ad, which I guess means I'm running for president. So thanks for the endorsement, white-haired dude."

  The whole thing is kinda scary if you ask me.