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  Apparently it's condoms being distributed by Planned Parenthood.   It's wrapped up with a matchbook cover that says PROTECT YOURSELF FROM JOHN MCCAIN

  It's not well known, but one of the key "focus groups" pollsters use to gauge who wins the presidential election is the all important Madagascar cockroach race winner.   Tune in here to see who won.

  Late-night comedians seem to relish busting John McCain, but pretty much leave Barack Obama alone, according to a new study.

"Democrats are furious, they're going on record now saying John Edwards will not be allowed to speak at the convention because of this affair. Yeah, instead speaking in his place: Bill Clinton.

  She's already come out with a television ad, so the next step is to make it official.   And Newsweek magazine has seven reasons why Paris Hilton would make a good president. Really.

  Now you can vote with your taste buds. Check out Campaign Cola here. 

  Apparently, the mainstream media agreed to keep the visit to Harley Heaven secret, but someone grabbed a few quick shots. More on the visit here.

  Here's the first five, from National Review Online. Not sure exactly how many you need to be considered racist. 

  Paris, as in Paris Hilton.   After John McCain used her image in an attack ad on Barack Obama, comparing him to someone with style and no substance, little Paris has fought back.

  Yes, it really exists.