Why Paris (As In Hilton) Should Be President

  She's already come out with a television ad, so the next step is to make it official.

  And Newsweek magazine has seven reasons why Paris Hilton would make a good president. Really.

  No. 7. And foreign diplomats would definitely want to party with Paris. "She would replace the cabins at Camp David with cabanas—and topless would be optional for all world leaders, which would be horrifying but very European."